Jack Fm had no idea that Anderson Cooper laughs like an 8 year old girl.

Despite our presentation, this station isn't all about me. Well...maybe it is. JACK is about you, choosing to experience radio in a whole new way. You crave variety, we know you do...but if we left the music decisions up to you, we would sound like everyone other tired lite bulb station or stir fm's out there.
Baltimore, you deserve a better brand of music, with no yacking or more JACKing!
We enjoy long walks on the harbor, old bay on every meal, and a purple array of apparel. In addition, we will be blogging here as much as we can so come back as often as possible.
Jack Fm had no idea that Anderson Cooper laughs like an 8 year old girl.
Our little Music Monkey Experiment didn't work out as planned. We got legal heat from P.O.O.P...the People Opposed to the Oppression of Primates. We may be in court for some time to come.
Then the monkey started to feel entitled and began a courtship with a sales person upstairs. We have evidence on our cameras of many instances of innapropriate touching and behavior. Let's use the words heavy petting...very heavy petting.
When hearing of our desire to terminate his employment at 1027 JACK-FM, he locked himself in the studio this morning and played a bunch of requests in a row! We couldn't believe it.
So, we are sorry for the Music Monkey's actions and don't you worry, we will continue to play what we want without him.
Our janitor is happy... so there's that, the bathrooms are devastated.
Jack FM can't decide if we're intrigued or mildy angry.